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Barkkavi's என்றும் நட்புதான் உயர்ந்தது பத்து படி

 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


“Dei, Yenda edho kappal kavundha mathiri utkarndhuruka. Ennachu?”


“Mchuu, Onum ila.”


“Nambiten.”


“Vidu d. Naane break-up pannalanu iruken.”


“Ennaadhu break-up uh!!!”


“Nee yendi ivlo shock aagura?”


“Pinna un love ku pillayar suzhila aarambichu ovvoru dhadava sandai podum podhu patch-up


panni, unga love uh valarthu vitaa (ennamo soru potu valartha mathiri! Hehe) nee ennamo easy uh


break-up nu sollura.”


“Vidu d yerkanave ava paduthuradhu pathadhu nu nee vera.”


“Hey lusu ennachu nu ipo solla poriya ilaya.”


“Vera ennaganum epavum pola sandai dhan.”


“Adhan epavum poduradhu dhana ipo enna pudhusa break-up?”


“Romba over-uh panra d. Ninna thappu nadandha thappu na enna seiyuradhu. Nethu edho


party am , adhuku nan varala nu ipo sandai. Neeye sollu ava gang poora girls. Anga poi nan enna


seyya? Sonna purinjukave matingura.”


“Lusu ava una kupita, ava friends um avanga lover uh kupitu irupangala, idha yenda nee


yosikala?”


“Adhellam yosichen…”


“Apo inum vishayam mulusa veliya varala pola iruke…”


“Ila adhu vandhu…”


“Ilukama matter ku vaa da.”


“Nan eppavum un kuda suthitu irukennam. Nee dhan ennaku romba mukkiyamam.”


‘Oh! Possessiveness’


“Ava sandai poduradhula ennada Vishy thappu iruku?”





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


Adhirndhu poi ennai paarthan Vishal – en aaruyir nanban, thozhan, mithran (Haha Sentamizh la


try panen)


“Ennadi ipdi solra ava namma natpaye thappa pesura nee enna na avaluku support panra?” –


aluthukkondan.


“Ipo yen ivlo tension aagura. Cool. Ponnunga psychology theriyama neeyellam edhuku love


panra?”


Ennai paavamaga paarthan en nanban. “Udane appavi look uh lookuradhu.” (Pakuradhu ku


thanglish la.. Hahaha)


“Ipo edhuku da inji thinna korangu mathiri moonji uh vachuruka. Indha iduthula ponnunga


psychology enna nu ne ketrukanum..”


“Adhan ennakum serthu neeye pesuriye – pesu..”


“Unnalam epdi dhan ava accept panalo…”


Avan ennai muraika aarambithan. “En personality uh parthu dhan d”


“Thu. Unake idhu over uh therila. Personality am personality…”


“Sari sari vidu tension aagama un lecture uh aarambi d.”


“Poda lusu. Ovvoru ponnum avanga manasuku nerukamanavanga thannoda dhan neraya


neram spend pannanum nu nennaipanga. Idhu dhan possessiveness. Silar idhuku mela poi thannoda


mattum dhan irukanum nu nennaipanga. Rendukum perusa viddhiyasam ila. Epo thaan


virumbunavanga thanna vida innorutharuku adhuvum ponna irundhu avangaluku importance


tharangalo apo possessiveness over-possessiveness uh maruthu…”


“Ivlo perusa paadam nadathuniye idhula irundhu enna solla vara?”


“Iru da cashew nut. Nan dhan sollitu iruken la…”


“Ellam en neram! Solluma thaaye.”


“Ennada pichaikaran range ku erangita.” Avan muraithadhum, ”Unaku moolai irundha appove


purinjirukum. Adhan ilaye!”


“Inniku enna over uh otitu iruka d. Idhu sariye ila.”


‘Hmm ipo otunadhana nee edhuvum thirupi ota maata’ ena manathirkul ninaithu, “Idhellam


unaku pudhusa Vishy, daily nadakuradhu dhana.”


Avan porumai avanai vitu romba thooram poikondirupadhai unarndhen nan. Meendum avanai


vambilukaamal thodarndhen.





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


“Nethu nee yen ava kooda pogala? Unmai uh sollu.”


“Adhan unake theriyum la d” avan munanginan.


“Romba mukkiyam” erichalodu koorinen nan.


“Ennadi?”


“Nonnadi. Lusu un lover kuda oor suthuradha vida en kooda match pakuradhu dhan unaku


mukkiyama” – potu vanginen nan. (Paya pulla yara vitu kudukuran nu papom)


Avano kovamaga, “Enaku ava evalavu mukkiyamo neeyum avlo mukkiyam”, Mugathai


thirupinan avan. (Chaa paasamana paya pullaya irukaane!!!)


Enna dhan veliye avanai thitinaalum manathirkul santhosamaga irundhadhu. Pinne, 11 varuda


natpaagitre. Aam palliyilirundhu kalluri varaikumana natpu ipodhum thodargiradhu…


“Muganaga natpadhu natpandru nenjathu


Aganaga natpadhu natpu”


endru valluvar kooriyadhu pola natpirke example engal natpu. (Konjam over uh dhan poromo. Povom


yaru ena solla pora.. Hahaha)


Rettai jadai pota vayadhilirundhu (avan half drawer potirupan nu sonna ena adipan.. Hehe)


matravar saapatai thirudi thinpadhil irundhu, Oruvar project ai matravar color xerox poduvadhu varai,


kalluri kalangalil (avan French beard vachurundhan- Haha) veru veru department aaga irundhalum copy


adipadhu varai (Adhu onnum ila pakathula irukura payan uh merati avan paper uh vangi kudukuradhu)


engal natpin udharanangalai aduki konde pogalam. Atthagaya aazhama natpu engal natpu. Surunga


sonnal ore thatil sapitu, ore pencilil eluthi, ore aasiriyaridam adi vangi (Shappa mudila ipove kanna


katudhu) midhi vangi valar(n)thadhu engal natpu!!!


“Sari sari moonji uh thooki vachukaadha enaku pasikudhu. Restaurant ku vandhutu enaku


edhuvume vangi tharama iruka?” Avanin mananilaiyai maatra keten.


Thalaiyil adithukkondan avan. ‘Ipo edhuku indha pakki thalai uh adichukuran. Apdi enna thappa


ketom. Sapadu ketadhu oru kuthama?’


“Adi lusy naama ipo edhuku inga vandhurukom, nee enna ketutu iruka?” oru mathiri paarthan


avan.


“Hehe sorry da Vishy payya. Unaku advice panadhula nan marandhuten.”


Aam nangal inge vandhirupadhu enaku mappillai parka. (hmm enakum aasai dhan oru payan


viituku poi bajji sojji ellam sapitu, payanuku paada varuma aada varuma nu ketka… Adhellam enga


nadakudhu. Adhan indha pudhu set-up). Mappilai avargal (Mariyadhai – Hehe) en appavin nanbar


magan. Iravil kuda kan vizhithu paarkum (koorka vela ilapa) IT velai. Sambalam arai latchathai thodum.





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


Enaku ipodhu kalyanathil virupamillai endralum ammavin varpuruthalinal dhan vandhen. (Indha Vishy


payyana nan engayum odama pathuka solli anupirukanga)


“Yenda andha aalluku konjam kuda punctuality na enna nu theriyadha?” – poriya aarambithen


nan.


Avan kulungi kulungi sirika aarambithan. “Edhuku da lusu mathiri sirikura?”


“Pinna sirikama. Neeyellam punctuality pathi pesurila. Adhan”


Nan muraithen avanai. “Hey lusy nee sikiram vandhutu avara thititu iruka”


“Enna da solra?” – kulapathudan keten.


“Haha lusy epdiyum nee sikiram kelamba maatanu unga amma arai mani nerathukku


munnadiyeunnai pack-up pannitanga. Hahahaha”


“Sirikadha da eruma” – ‘Indha amma ku en kuda vilayaduradhe polapa pochu. Irukattum


vachukuren oru naal’


“Aama d enaku oru doubt.”


“Enna doubt da Vishy?”


“Ila engalukellam lovalogy professor mathiri love tips alli alli kudukuriye, neeyen love


panala?”


“Adhukellam time ila da Vishy. Nan romba busy!”


“Aama nee ulagam sutrum vaalibi(vaalibanin penpaal - Haha) sollu d olunga”


“Endha commitments kullayum poga virumbala da nan. Indha vayasula dhan da free uh iruka


mudiyum. Ipove vaalkaiya anubavichudanum. Apuram kalyanam aagita adhukullaye moolgiduvom.”


“Adipaavi apo edhuku enga kitta love dhan ulagathulaye nalla vishayam nu love ku


ambassador mathiri pesuna?”


“Pinna nee love panala na ena mathiriye single dhan gethu nu sollitu thirunjurupaye.”


Avan kadupaagi ennai adika aarambithan.


‘Ennada adhukulla niruthitan’ – Kannai thirandhen. Ethiril uyaramana oruvan – mugathil


marundhirku kuda siripillai. ‘Yaru da indha valarndhu kettavan. Sariyana kanjoosa irupan pola. Sirika


kuda matinguran.’


Nan avanai muraika avan ennai muraika, Vishy paavamaga engalai paarthan. Soozhnilaiyai


ilaguvaka Vishy avanidam kai kulukinan – “Hi, I’m Vishal.”





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


Millimeter punnagaiyai udhatukul kondu vandhu, “Hi I’m Aakash” endran.


‘Oh ivan dhan andha Mr.Mappilai uh. Cha amma photo kaati avan pera sonanga. Nan dhan


sariya gavinakala. Ipo ena sir ku vanakkam vaikanuma’ (ullukul attentionil salute vaikumaru yosithen)


menmuruval en udhatinil.


Adhai kandu puruvam uyarthinan. ‘Ayo oru vela kandupidichurupano! Pidicha pidichikattum.


Enaku enna bayam!’ Vishal ai paarthen avan edho pattikaataan mittaikkadai ai paartha mathiri avanai


paarthukkondirundhan.


‘Sight adika vendiya naane chuma iruken ivanedhuku ipdi sight adichutu irukan. Indha paarvai ai


un aalai paarthirundha inneram engayo poirupa. Ellam en neram idhellam paathutu iruken’


maanasikamai thalaiyil adithukkonden. Ipodiku idhu mudiyadhu endru Vishy in kaiyil idithen.


Avan adikuralil. “Enna d lusy?” endran.


“Edhuku da ipo avana ipdi sight adikura?”


“Ennadhu sight adikurena. Unaku avan match avana nu paarthutu irundhen d pakki.”


“Yaru nee?”, nambaamal paarthen.


“Hehe avan potruka ellame nalla iruku d. Adhan ena brand nu paarthutu irundhen.”


Maansikamaaga avanai kaari thupivitu thirumbinaal andha Mr. Valarndhu kettavar(mariyadhai)


engal iruvaraiyum muraithukkondirundhar. ‘Ivanedhuku ipdi paasama paakuran. Vitta parvaileye


erichuduvan pola.’


“Un kuda thaniya pesanum” endran.


Vishy udane elundhan. Avanai orakannil paarthu(muraithu) utkarasonen.


“Paravaillai ipadiye pesalam” endren nan.


Ipodhu avan mugathil kobathin saayal koodirundhadhu. ‘Pinna enaku munnadiye en nanbanai


veliya poga sonna’ avanai muraithuvitu Vishyidam thirumbinen. Avano paavamaga ennai paarthan.


Avanidam ‘Nanbenda’ look uh vitu Mr. Valarndhu kettavanidam thirumbinen.


Avan perumoochu vitu kobathai kuraipathai kandu ullukul sirithukkonden.


“Inga edhuku vandhuruka nu theriyuma?” Avan kastapattu kobathai adakuvadhu


therindhadhu.


“Yen theriyama adhellam nalla theriyudhu.” Vendum endre nakkal kuralil koorinen.


“Apo thaniya pesanum nu nan sonadhula enna thappu?”





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


Enakum adhu purindhadhu. Sadharanamaaga idhai solli irundhal nan othukkondirupeno ennavo.


Aanal avan Vishy ai paartha paarvaiyil ena irundhadhu endru ennal yosika mudiyavillai. Aanal


nichayamaaga nalladhaga illai. Avan paarvaiyile engal natpai yetrukkollamaatan endru purindhu vitadhu.


Melum en nanbanai epadi avan apadi paarkalam endra kobam veru ennai apadi pesa vaithadhu.


Vishy veru en kaiyai surandi amaithiyaaga irukumaru koorinan. Aanal andha valarndhu


kettavano (inime edhuku mariyadhai) adhayum thavaraga paarthan. Inime kandipa indha valarndhu


kettavanuku ‘no’ dhan.


“En friend ku theriyama en vaazhkaila edhuvum ila. So nenga edhu solradha irundhalum


ingaye solalam.”


“Damn it. Edho chinna ponna irukanu porumaya pesuna romba dhan pesura.”


“Hello yaru chinna ponnu. Enaku 23 vayasachu.”


Vishal thalaiyil adithukolvadhu enaku therindhadhu. ‘Ipo indha lusy ku idhu thevaya.’ Avanai


paarthu sirithen.(indha ranakalathulayum unaku kilukilupu kekudhu)


“Inga paaru enaku varapora wife enaku dhan importance kudukanum nu nan ninaikiren.”


Idhai enayum Vishalayum paarthukkondu avan koorinan.


“Oh ok ungaluku nalla wife kidaika vaazhthukkal.”


“Thimiru odambu full uh thimiru. Una yellam evan kalyanam panra nu paakren.” endru


koorikkonde elundhu sendran.


“Kavalapadadhinga sir. Ungaluku invitation anupuren” avanuku ketka vendum endre kathi


sonen.


“Lusa d nee. Avaru dhan thaniya pesanum nu sonnarula thaniya pesuradhula unaku ena


vandhuchu.”


“Avan unayum ennayum ipove thappa pakuran. Namala ipove nambadhavan nalaiku vera


edhukagavavadhu ena sandhegapadamattanu ena nichayam?”


“Ivlo neram enaku class eduthela d possessiveness nu. Avarum adhe dhana sonnaru. Avaru


wife avara mattum mukkiyama nenaikanum nu.”


“Oruthar uh love panni avanga mela varadhu dhan possessiveness. First ae en wife ipdi dhan


irukanum nu nenaikiradhu possessiveness kedayadhu. Inga love ngra pechuke idamila. En wife enaku


pidicha mathiri dhan irukanum, avaluku nu endha sondha aasaiyum iruka kudadhu nu nenaikiradhu


male chauvinism.”


“Ipo ena dhan solla vara?”





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


“Enaku avan set aaga maatan nu solla varen. Idha celebrate panradhuku enaku oru milkshake


vangitha da Vishy”


‘Adipaavi inikavadhu en purse uh kaapathikalam nu vandha, inikum aapu vaikuraale’


“Dei nee mind voice nu nenachu sathama pesitu iruka da”


‘Idhuku mela irundha ena pirandiduva.’ “Iru d lusy nan vangitu varen”endru sendran.


Apodhu oru table thalli irundha aval elundhu vandhal. Aval Sreenidhi, Vishalin kaadhali.


“Sorry Kavi. Unayum Vishalayum nan neraya thadava thappa nenachuruken. Nethu kuda avan


un kuda irundhan nu avan kita sanda poten. Munnadi irundhe avan unkita close uh irukan nu enaku


un mela kobam irundhuchu. Unkita idhuvaraikum nan sariya kuda pesala. Ipo kuda avan unkuda


restaurant la ena panran paaka dhan pakathu table la utkarndhirundhen. Ipo adha nenacha enake


kevalama iruku. Aana nee enakaga evlo pesuna nu therinjukiten. Ennoda nilamaya avanuku puriya


vachadhuku thanks.”


“Hey cool. Edhuku ivlo perusa pesura. Iru ipo dhan un boyfriend unakaga juice vanga


poirukkan.”


“Nan inga irukuradhu avanuku theriyuma?”


“Ila avan sariyana tubelight. Ipo dhan avanuku signal kaamichen. But nee inga irukanu enaku


first ae theriyum. Therinja naala dhan una pathi avan kita pesa aarambichen. Inga paaru Sree sanda


podalam kandipa podanum but edhunaala sanda vandhuchu nu rendu perum pesikitaale adhu


mudinchidum. Nee engala thappa nenachadha nan thappu solala. Ellarume avanga vaazhkaila indha


situation face pannuvanga. Aana indha sandhegam vandhapove enga rendu pethula yarukitayavadhu


pesirundha ipo adhu perusa aagirukadhu. Unaku onnu theriyuma sir una love panren nu enkita dhan


first sonaru. Avanum nanum nearly 11 years uh onna suthitu irukom. Adhunaala avanuku endha oru


decision edukuradhukum ena ketutu irukan. So avan unkuda time spend panradhuku konjam wait


pannu. “


“Enaku puriyudhu Kavi. Enadhan unga mela kobam irundhalum, enaku unga friendship uh


paathu poramaya iruku. Friendship kaaga kalyanatha kuda yosikira nee. Unmaileye unga friendship


great dhan.”


Avalai paarthu punnaigaithen nan.


“Cha cha cha ena kootam. Oru milkshake um juice um vanguradhukulla ena paadu pada


vendiyadhairuku. Indha d lusy unaku milkshake and darling unaku juice” ilithan avan.


“Inga yaaro break-up pathi pesunaangale Vishy yaru nu unaku theriyuma?”


“Yaru d adhu. Darls unaku theriyuma”


“Adinga ivlo neram ennana ena pathi pesuna. Ipo Darls uh nan” avanai potu mothinal Sree.





 


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


“Adipaavi un aaruyir nanban uh ipdi adikura adha pathu sirikura pakki.”


“Sree sir ku adi pathaliyam en sarba inum naalu podu.”


“Ayo idhunga rendum thani thaniya irundhale nan sethen. Ipo rendum sernthuchungana ena


pirichu menjuduvanga. Me escape”


Vishy oda avanai thurathikkondu Sree um odinal.


Mmm kaadhalai vida natpu oru padi mel. Engo yaro sonnadhu en kaathil ketadhu. Aam indha


ulagathil ovvoru uravum edho ondrai ethirparthe irukiradhu. Aanal edhaiyume ethirpaarkadha uravu


natpu mattume. Evvidha prechanayayum siridhakuvadhu natpu. Aan-aan natpayum pen-pen natpayum


kondadum ivvulagam adhe natpu oru aanukum pennukum idaiyil varumbodhu mattum adhai sariyana


kannottadhodu paarka marukiradhu. Evalavo vishayathil nam munneri irukumbodhu immathiri sila


vishayangalai nam pakutharindhu kaana marukirom.


“Hey Kavi inga ena seyura. Vaa polam.” – Sree.


“Idho varen.”


Thozhanin tholgalum annai madi


Avan thoorathil poothita thoppul kodi


Kaadhalai thaandiyum ullapadi


Endrum natpu dhan uyarndhadhu paththu padi


Un natpai nangal petrom


Athanale yaavum petrom


Mele mele sendrom


Vaan megam pole ninrom


Puthu paathai neeye potuthandhai


Yen paadhi vazhiyil vittu sendrai


Oru thayai thedum pillaiyanom


Nee illai endral enge povom




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